About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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