You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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