Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
