remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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