I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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