Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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