Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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