Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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