I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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