And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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