Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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