Do you still have your period?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
