just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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