Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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