so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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