In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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