Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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