But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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