why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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