Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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