Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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