the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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