yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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