some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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