i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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