Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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