Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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