so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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