I must be too annoying 4 u.
She's JV to your varsity
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Someone signed my nipple.
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