What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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