i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize
