Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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