Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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