That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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