I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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