he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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