I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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