do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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