i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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