i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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