My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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