We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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