What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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