I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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