Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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