Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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