He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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