AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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