I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
