When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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