We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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