Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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