didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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