You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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