airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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