I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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