she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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