If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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